normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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