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Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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