real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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