You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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