i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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