i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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