Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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