you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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