she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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