Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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