Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
