Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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