Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
