Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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