You smell like stripper and shame
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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