He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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