halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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