Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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