Your mouth is God's brothel.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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