so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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