Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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