Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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