is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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