glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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