Can Purell be used as lube?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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