Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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