we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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