I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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