Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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