I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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