is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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