thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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