Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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