He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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