Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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