She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
