But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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