summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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