Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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