Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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