I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The air taste purple.
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