that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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