To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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