One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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