hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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