Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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