what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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