We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
