one two three fourrrrnication!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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