never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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