Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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